{"product_id":"nothing-matters-feed-me-t-shirt","title":"Nothing Matters, Feed Me T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch5 style=\"margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; font-size: 20px; font-weight: 400; overflow-wrap: break-word; font-family: Inter, sans-serif; line-height: 1.1; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); width: 100%; max-width: 625px; text-wrap: pretty; margin-block: 5px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; font-weight: bolder;\"\u003e\u003cbr class=\"Apple-interchange-newline\"\u003e🐈 The Shirt Your Cat Will Immediately Shed On\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\u003ch5 style=\"margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; font-weight: 400; overflow-wrap: break-word; font-family: Inter, sans-serif; line-height: 1.1; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); width: 100%; max-width: 625px; text-wrap: pretty; margin-block: 5px;\"\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\" style=\"padding: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; width: 100%; max-width: 100%; text-wrap: pretty; margin-block: 7px;\"\u003e\u003cfont size=\"4\"\u003e🐾 \u003c\/font\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; font-weight: bolder;\"\u003eGildan Softstyle® 64000\u003c\/span\u003e - The official uniform of cat servitude\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\" style=\"padding: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; width: 100%; max-width: 100%; text-wrap: pretty; margin-block: 7px;\"\u003e\u003cfont size=\"4\"\u003e🐾\u003c\/font\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14px;\"\u003e \u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; font-weight: bolder;\"\u003eUnisex fit\u003c\/span\u003e - \u003cspan style='margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; font-family: ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \"Segoe UI\", Roboto, \"Helvetica Neue\", Arial, \"Noto Sans\", sans-serif, \"Apple Color Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Symbol\", \"Noto Color Emoji\"; font-size: 0.875rem;'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style='margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; font-family: ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \"Segoe UI\", Roboto, \"Helvetica Neue\", Arial, \"Noto Sans\", sans-serif, \"Apple Color Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Symbol\", \"Noto Color Emoji\"; font-size: 0.875rem;'\u003eClassic style for everyone\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\" style=\"padding: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; width: 100%; max-width: 100%; text-wrap: pretty; margin-block: 7px;\"\u003e\u003cfont size=\"4\"\u003e🐾\u003c\/font\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14px;\"\u003e \u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; font-weight: bolder;\"\u003e100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/span\u003e - \u003cspan style='margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; font-family: ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \"Segoe UI\", Roboto, \"Helvetica Neue\", Arial, \"Noto Sans\", sans-serif, \"Apple Color Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Symbol\", \"Noto Color Emoji\"; font-size: 0.875rem;'\u003eSoft, quality fabric built to last\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\" style=\"padding: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; width: 100%; max-width: 100%; text-wrap: pretty; margin-block: 7px;\"\u003e\u003cfont size=\"4\"\u003e🐾 \u003c\/font\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; font-weight: bolder;\"\u003eLight fabric\u003c\/span\u003e - \u003cspan style='font-size: 0.875rem; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; font-family: ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \"Segoe UI\", Roboto, \"Helvetica Neue\", Arial, \"Noto Sans\", sans-serif, \"Apple Color Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Emoji\", \"Segoe UI Symbol\", \"Noto Color Emoji\";'\u003eEasy to wear, easy to love\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\" style=\"padding: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; width: 100%; max-width: 100%; text-wrap: pretty; margin-block: 7px;\"\u003e\u003cfont size=\"4\"\u003e🐾 \u003c\/font\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; font-weight: bolder;\"\u003eRuns True To Size\u003c\/span\u003e - Because you've got enough unpredictability in your life (your cat)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\" style=\"padding: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; width: 100%; max-width: 100%; text-wrap: pretty; margin-block: 7px;\"\u003e\u003cfont size=\"4\"\u003e🐾\u003c\/font\u003e\u003cfont size=\"5\"\u003e \u003c\/font\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; font-weight: bolder;\"\u003eMade, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA\u003c\/span\u003e 🇺🇸\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch6 class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\" style=\"margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 400; font-family: Inter, sans-serif; line-height: 1.1; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); width: 100%; max-width: 503.125px; text-wrap: pretty; margin-block: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial;\"\u003e\u003c\/h6\u003e\u003ch5 style=\"margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; font-size: 20px; font-weight: 400; overflow-wrap: break-word; font-family: Inter, sans-serif; line-height: 1.1; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); width: 100%; max-width: 625px; text-wrap: pretty; margin-block: 5px;\"\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\" style=\"padding: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; width: 100%; max-width: 100%; text-wrap: pretty; margin-block: 7px; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; font-weight: bolder;\"\u003eDesigned for Cat People Who Get It!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\" style=\"padding: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; width: 100%; max-width: 100%; text-wrap: pretty; margin-block: 7px 0px; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eFresh humor and relatable designs that celebrate the chaos of cat ownership\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":45510069092538,"sku":"12170618180213146640","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":45510069125306,"sku":"32193483782129970339","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":45510069158074,"sku":"69329861168772115582","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":45510069190842,"sku":"51466463105457668603","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":45510069223610,"sku":"13922474872652135655","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":45510069256378,"sku":"73479739755483980409","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":45510069289146,"sku":"29773282172316047001","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":45510069321914,"sku":"66032656057056336322","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":45510069354682,"sku":"27341891791135213872","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":45510069387450,"sku":"13109878239514757803","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":45510069420218,"sku":"28629050150585038843","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":45510069452986,"sku":"14523880792092021512","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":45510069485754,"sku":"22547931006762763330","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":45510069518522,"sku":"24821833767513356891","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":45510069551290,"sku":"12891440504863531676","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":45510069584058,"sku":"18456944340127413415","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":45510069616826,"sku":"76364727359083059921","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":45510069649594,"sku":"46228533043767282178","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":45510069682362,"sku":"20004038085207129797","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":45510069715130,"sku":"85697668137568884658","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":45510069747898,"sku":"14835956257282099239","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":45510069780666,"sku":"37838038309703239643","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":45510069813434,"sku":"15200463180071790149","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":45510069846202,"sku":"22741998428020548787","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":45510069878970,"sku":"10661750220483147396","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":45510069911738,"sku":"25950781983926051934","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":45510069944506,"sku":"30283494936814138507","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":45510069977274,"sku":"98814209368773639866","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":45510070010042,"sku":"14472508080994000246","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":45510070042810,"sku":"18720668880452409244","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":45510070075578,"sku":"11066635509630117776","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":45510070108346,"sku":"10796631848072968994","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":45510070141114,"sku":"89031472060509792007","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":45510070173882,"sku":"98741008590209542268","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":45510070206650,"sku":"39450019988984356680","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/9659\/8458\/files\/4798719908102569934_2048.jpg?v=1768322891","url":"https:\/\/catitude.co\/products\/nothing-matters-feed-me-t-shirt","provider":"Catitude","version":"1.0","type":"link"}